Posts tagged ‘movie’

03/06/2009

Thank You Tina Fey.

You did it! You managed to bring Harry and the Hendersons back into the limelight. I don’t care that it was only a 5 second clip. That’s more screen time than they’ve had in 15 years.

Maybe other people don’t pay attention to the little things. Maybe other people forget movies about Bigfoot trying to adapt to life in a house. But not me. And not you Tina. And for that reason, I love you more today than yesterday.

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01/05/2009

One More Pound…

forgot to add my least favorite thing about Seven Pounds… as if there could be more… one scene shows Will Smith going into an office and the camera zooms in on the door which says, “Department of Children Safety / Department of Family Sevices”. Are you kidding me? No one in the entire cast and crew noticed a giant misspelled word? Unbelievable.

01/04/2009

Seven Pounds of Frustration

If you have not seen the new Seven Pounds movie with Will Smith, and have any desire or hope to one day see it, then you should probably stop reading and leave this blog for a later date.

Seriously, I’m about to spoil the whole movie for you if you keep going…

Your choice.

I went to see this last night by myself. (I know- “A movie by yourself? That’s so sad!” But not for me. I love going to movies alone. After all, when I go with someone else, it isn’t like we’re spending quality time together. We sit side by side, facing forward, and hopefully don’t speak for 2 hours.) Continuing… I went to see Seven Pounds even though I knew it had received some of the worst reviews of all time next to the Waterworld debacle. But poor reviews tend to intrigue me. I just want to see for myself how bad it is. Kind of like tasting something that your friend has just declared disgusting. I should have stayed away.

In all honesty, the movie isn’t that bad. The acting is fine. The cinematography is average. There isn’t some unresolvable plot confusion like in The Lake House. My problem lies with the content. So here is the plot in a nutshell, aka the spoiler: Will Smith’s character has been in a car crash where he is the lone survivor. In order to deal with his remorse and depression, he decides to commit suicide. But before he takes his life he anonymously goes about finding “good” people who need an organ transplant so that when he kills himself he can be their donor.

I was fine while I was watching it. But as soon as it was over, I was furious. I’ve never felt such strong feelings about the wrongness of a movie. I hate that this movie attempted to somehow glorify suicide. I hate that it tried to make audiences feel like Will Smith’s character was such a nice, good guy for donating his organs to these deserving people. I know people who decided to end their lives and there’s nothing glorious or selfless about it. I hate the idea that not only did this character believe it was his right to choose when he lives and dies, but the idea that he would also determine whether seven other people live or die is appalling to me. Deciding that you know better than God when your time is up is one big issue, but feeling as though you can also judge the worthiness of someone else’s life is unbelievable.

I know the movie is fictional. I know it’s just a movie. I know I need to let this go. But I hate that this movie could change the way in which some people think about suicide. That it could make them think that as long as you’re generous on the way out, then killing yourself is an acceptable, even noble option.

Now that you know how I feel, aren’t you glad I went to the movie alone?

11/02/2008

Dear Hollywood,

I write this with a heavy heart. I never imagined we would need to have this talk. I think I’ve been pretty understanding in the past, don’t you? I stayed quiet when you replaced Gene Wilder with Johnny Depp in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake. I bit my tongue when after 20 years you chose to release Die Hard and Rambo sequels. I only grumbled a little when I saw 90210 in the Fall 2008 TV lineup… although I do want to ask- did you not learn anything from Saved by the Bell: The New Class?

I had my emotions in check. I admit I even became prideful of it. I didn’t think there was anything you could do that I wouldn’t be able to handle. But this? This is low. Even for you. Today I hear that you’re planning to remake Footloose? And you want Zac Efron to play Ren?! Why do you hate me so? Step away from the edge. This is a ridiculous idea. Never, never did I imagine one day wanting to bond with my daughter over Kenny Loggins and red boots, only to have to specifically request that we watch the “original.”

Don’t do this to me. It won’t be only me you’re hurting. You do know that the writers have not been on strike for a while now, right? Please- do us both a favor and ask them for new material. And just in case you try to relive your other glory days, here is a list of a few things that you should know are off limits:

– The Breakfast Club

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

– Back to the Future

– Say Anything

– The Goonies

– When Harry Met Sally

– Pretty Woman

– Flight of the Navigator

– WKRP in Cincinnati

Please take this complaint seriously. I’m not afraid to organize an original fan club if I have to.

Heartbroken,

Jeannie