Crazy Talk

A sampling of conversations we’ve had this week.

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Abby: Guess what my new name is.

Me: What?

Abby: Queen of Money. I am Queen of Money!

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Me: Today at church, please try to listen and not talk so much.

Abby: Okay… I know- I’ll only tell two jokes!

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(As we’re walking through a store)

Abby: Hey, those people are speaking Spanish.

Me: Yep.

Abby: I’m just speaking normal.

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(While eating an AirHead candy)

Abby: These things are called Balloon Heads.

Me: No, they’re called AirHeads.

Abby: Nope. They have a picture of a balloon on the wrapper, not a picture of air.